Frustrated housemates have sex on the brain
Day 7, 04:24 BST
By Neil Wilkes, Editor
The topic of sex dominated discussion for a frustrated household this evening.
Although the housemates have only been inside for five days, the pressure is already starting to get to some - and especially the boys.
"It's only been five days and I'm fucking steaming so much," declared Mikey, but insisted that he would not solve his problem manually while in the house - despite Grace's warnings that he would "explode".
Meanwhile, Grace admitted to having a "really high sex drive", so high in fact that she believes her neighbours hate her.
Discussing the wildest places they had had sex, Mikey listed a plane, a car bonnet and a bus stop, while George claimed to have had sex on a train and the top, middle and bottom of a construction site.
Looking ahead to future wild encounters, Nikki stated her ambition: "I'd like to do it on the beach, in the middle of the afternoon. When everyone's there. Watching."
Elsewhere, all of the boys claimed to practice safe sex - or, as Mikey put it, "I don't bang a bird without a johnny".
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