She's been in the house two minutes and already new housemate Jackie Stallone is unhappy with her new digs.

"I thought I was coming to a castle with chandaliers, not this dump" said Jackie as the boys huddled around her.

"We'll try and make you feel welcome" smiled Bez. Jackie then went on to ask why John was so grumpy and would not greet her. Bez and Jeremy explained that it's nothing personal, just that he has issues with Big Brother.

"I think he needs a therapist" snapped Jackie. And with that, the boys took housemate number nine on a guided tour of the house.

But the major drama was happening by the kitchen. As Germaine looked on highly amused, Queen Lisa, Caprice and Brigette immediately closed ranks. "Why pick on me?" whispered Brigette before pleading with her Queen to consult Big Brother immediately about the situation and Lisa ran to the diary room.

In the bathroom, the boys were bemused at the lack of knowledge Jackie had about the Big Brother experience. "Do you understand the concept of this programme?" asked Jeremy. "No..." replied Jackie.

As a frantic Bridgette puffed on a cigarette looking very worried, waiting for Lisa to return from the Diary Room, a friendly Germaine smiled and whispered "We will protect you".

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