Feeds
He may have four straight-A's at A level and a Beckham alice-band, but Team Handsome house-captain Stuart's education has barely begun.
After several days of successfully evading open pursuit from Geordie lass Michelle, who's also fielded interest from house caveman Vic, Stu finally gave in to Michelle's charms tonight and succumbed to several bouts of full-on bunk-bed snogs caught on the infra-red cameras, before BB producers chose to permit them some privacy and switched to the outside cam shot.
This year's BIg Brother openly went all-out for conflict and passion - and appears to have succeeded on both counts inside its first week.
What will follow in the eight or nine weeks to come? Stick with DS:BB to find out!
